I’ve never put together a real compendium of what my link dropping service is going to be able to do, so I figured I would give a little overview of what the system consists of:

•  A massive database of URLs, expanded daily by automated spiders and QAed automatically by carefully crafted scripts
• Complete control over all aspects of link building and site promotion in that the user can specify, for each site he or she owns, how many links the service should drop daily. This makes it possible to stay in the SERPs much longer since the links come in more naturally.
• An integrated remote API for use with automated scripts, or if the user prefers, a web interface offering easy management of daily link dropping “jobs”.

So far, that gives a decent overview. Stay tuned as I keep this rolling in development.

Sometimes when I’m listening to Shark Week on the Discovery Channel the smart-sounding doods say that the Great White is the world’s most fearsome killing machine. I have irrefutable proof that this is not the case. Imagine, if you will, that you’re walking along the poopdeck minding your own business, when all of a sudden, you’re ambushed from the topsails by a NinjaPirateVikingRaptor. It first does a crazy backflip to show how incredibly awesome it is, then it ninja kicks you in the face after goring you with its viking helmet horns. After it’s done playing with you, it totally eats your face. How crazy is that?

Seen here is a rare photo of the NinjaPirateVikingRaptor in the wild:

Last night I spent a considerable amount of time going through each country code by hand to determine where G has datacenters. This should help some people for scraping purposes:

.at
.be
.bg
.bo
.bs
.by
.bz
.ca
.ch
.cl
.cn
.cz
.de
.dk
.ec
.ee
.es
.fi
.fr
.gb
.gl
.gm
.gr
.gy
.hk
.hn
.hr
.ht
.hu
.ie
.in
.is
.it
.je
.jo
.jp
.kr
.li
.lk
.lt
.lu
.lv
.ma
.mn
.mu
.mv
.mw
.mx
.nl
.no
.nr
.nu
.ph
.pk
.pl
.pr
.pt
.ro
.se
.sg
.sh
.si
.sj
.sk
.sm
.sn
.st
.tk
.tm
.to
.tp
.tt
.tw
.ug
.co.uk
.uz
.vg
.vn
.vu
.ws
.co.zw

Just add “google” to the front of any of those codes to get the webpage of the corresponding data center.

Technologically, this ranks my abilities somewhere between those of a rock and a stapler. I’m very proud.

Welcome to my blog. You’re lucky to be here, I shouldn’t even be taking the time to grace you with my verbiage. Please act accordingly.

Ok on a less serious note though, I’m going to be releasing a link spamming and site building service very soon in conjunction with one Kaptain Krayola to complement his new content generator, K5.